Technical difficulties

Viva was fun, for work, as usual. Good looking broads this year. Unfortunately, the ride home was anything but pleasant.

 Where the FXRape Machine's battery called it quits. Actually, that's a lie. It quite 2 miles before this, but the lil' fella refused to give up and damn near got me rolled into town.

 That's battery acid draining like blood from my steed

As you all can see, the scenery was very exciting. Totally not boring. Or hot. Good thing I had all the battery water draining out, because I forgot to bring some. Luckily the tow truck showed up within 2 hours and only charged me $180 to tow me 2.4 miles! It was all around swell. Pictures of zombie town in the next installment.

Lady Sportster? OoOoOo....

Here is the Sporty belonging to my favorite little Sportster riding lady friend....

Sunset Beach Cruisin'

Went for a chilly little put to Sunset Beach last night.

Been Sick

Had myself a little 4 day cold, which equated to alot of sitting on my ass and playing video games. But now I'm back, with a whole new rear fender!

Go team dirtbike!

Them's the brakes

Snazzy "new" chrome brake. I've been riding rear brake only on the FXRape Machine for the past few months. I dunno if it's because the pads I put on are over 5 years old and buried under a pile of debris in my backyard or what, but honestly, this caliper seems to kinda suck balls in the stopping department.

Sturgis, 2011

I went to Sturgis last year. If I have the money, I'm going again this year, mainly because I was unable to get drunk there last year. Anywho, Sturgis is lame. But it can be fun. It's like when you're 18 and you go to Disneyland with your hooligan friends and a bottle of "water". It's that kind of fun. Also, watching the city shut down when Mongols and Hells Angels kick it off is entertaining as well.

 Haggard chicks, dudes wearing pink, and touristy bullshit. It's kind of like a gigantic Cook's Corner.

 There is alot of bizarre custom shit though. I do wonder how far this guy actually rode this thing.

 Deadwood looks nothing like the TV show. What a gyp.

 Better than any chick I saw that weekend.

 I think these chicks may have been hookers.

 A gross long bike and a pirate ship! I love pirates!

 Full Throttle Saloon is held together with bailing wire, gum, hopes and dreams.

 Here's a rat on a cat on a dog. Why? Because motherfuckin' Sturgis.

 The typical broad astride the typical bike. This was 90% of everything in and around Sturgis.

Aaaaaand there's my mule. 3000 miles with no wrist pin retainers, no engine mounts and a broken frame. No big deal.

Not too bad for a Sunday

My night started off once again at the best tattoo shop in Orange County. Here you can see the illusive Shark stalking the fastest Evo Dyna in the world, the famous Thunder Kitten.

 We made our way to Henry's. This bar is just a good place to hang out. One pool able, one electric dart board, and, generally, at least one set of nice breasticles.

And you can't ever forget about the decent looking ass.

I hate sanding

 I HATE taking anything down to metal

But it's the only way to really make it look good

The transportation

The bane of my existence. I love you!