Uh oh, it's Cook's Corner time again!

Well howdy doo! I made my way back out to Cook's and it just so happened to be Blessing of the bikes day! Hot dog! Bunches of motorbike enthusiasts were out and I was real keen to snap photos of all those nifty motorcycles! It was swell! Haha, I'm so full of shit. It was lame. But funny. Because I find humor in other people's ignorance. What an asshole. Enjoy!

 So it begins

 Sporty with an off the shelf metalflake helmet? Shocking.

 Hey, an FXR! That's kinda nifty

 Oh Jesus

 Another FXR! Daaamn!

 Subtle. I like it. For being limey.

 Normal Sporty right?

 NOPE! This motherfucker is an OUTLAW! WATCH THE FUCK OUT!

 Ugh, if you say so dude....

 I, personally, completely disagree.

Bike not fast? Bike not cool? Add some SKULLS AND CHROME! 

Awwww, they're like brother and sister motorbikes. Who then engage in incest and make half retarded chopper babies.

St. Petunia's Day

Yeah, I've been slackin on posting new shit. Oh well, just makes the new stuff that much better.

 This is how my evening started. Imminent rain

 Ah, the barber shop. Where beautiful women glance at me with adoration

 She must be drunk in this picture.

 Started getting a little busy later in the night

aww, don't looks at me like that Mr. Peeps

All in all, a good night in which I am having trouble remembering.

Who serves booze at a hair cuttery?

Only the best damn barbershop in town!

 Stopped by this fancy place of business after The Invasion was a bust.

So I could hang out with this bad mamajama for a while. But a while turned into Jack Daniels, and he kept me there allll niiiight.