Work shite

I will e working at keeping the peace at this here event next week, so you all get to go without updated from Wednesday 'til Monday. How ever will you live?

And if you're going to Viva, don't fuck up, or I'll push you off a balcony.

Saturday

Something to do this Saturday. Fun time. Might run into some douchebags. Ya never know, Anaheim is a diverse place

 Hey, I recognize that trike. Someone was impressed by me previous photography, no doubt

Metalachi!

What do you get when you cross Metal with Mexicans?

My shitty video here

Max Radness, that's what

Sweet lights dawwwg

Wanna show some class? Spikes and lights homie! Makes any stock Sportster a raging hell beast, instantly!

Something people should be aware of

I hate the government. I realize that the government is necassary, but they need to back the fuck off. Yesterday I was cruising around and saw this

This is a mobile smog check station. The state sets it up to randomly check older vehicles and see if they pass smog regulations. If your car fails this random test, you are fined. It's fucking bullshit. Smog checks are done at the time of registration of a vehicle. Once a year or every other year, depending on how much the gov'ment likes ya. If a person doesn't have smog test equipment (nobody does) there is NO WAY to determine that your vehicle doesn't pass. Not even a good mechanic can tell without the proper, expensive equipment. This system of random tests is a way to make money off of people's ignorance. Next year they will be calling in motorcycles as well.

It's some kind of epidemic

Everyone around here is getting new bikes or makin their shit look like a new bike. Everyone getting ready for summer or what?

This sexy Dyna belongs to a sexy Irishman. I never really came up with a name for this bike, now that I think about it. I will have to do something about that in the future.

Awww shit

Oh damn! A certain Sharky fella got a new bike! He's still got the Fastest Sporty in the World though, don't worry.

The paint and shiny bits may go away, but she will always remain "Oinkalina".

St. Petunia's Day

Yeah, I've been slackin on posting new shit. Oh well, just makes the new stuff that much better.

 This is how my evening started. Imminent rain

 Ah, the barber shop. Where beautiful women glance at me with adoration

 She must be drunk in this picture.

 Started getting a little busy later in the night

aww, don't looks at me like that Mr. Peeps

All in all, a good night in which I am having trouble remembering.

Lady Sportster? OoOoOo....

Here is the Sporty belonging to my favorite little Sportster riding lady friend....

Sunset Beach Cruisin'

Went for a chilly little put to Sunset Beach last night.

Been Sick

Had myself a little 4 day cold, which equated to alot of sitting on my ass and playing video games. But now I'm back, with a whole new rear fender!

Go team dirtbike!

The Mayans got it all wrong

Those crazy Mayans and their calander....

The years doesn't end on a 24 hour cycle, you crazies, it ends in decimal points and whatnot. The magical date in which you fellers decided to end your highly inaccurate calender business doesn't make sense for all kind of sciency reasons I won't bore you all with. You can read about it here.

Hey, don't look at me like that. Your club founders made the damn calender and did a shitty job, take it up with them. I'm just here to give the people the truth, man. And isn't that what this crazy world of ours is all about in the end, the damn truth?

You can just go ahead and sit right back on your Road King there buddy. I can see you're not in the mood for my brand of reality today. I'm outa here. You're a bunch of squares ridin' grandpa bikes anyways. Psssh. I'm goin to Cook's Corner, where people listen to what I have to say! Laters.

Say What?

3 cylinder Hadley engine? What is this sorcery?

Junkyard fun time!

I went to the junkyard earlier this week and here are some of the gems...

 I am always amazed / irritated at what people throw away. This thing was still 90% complete, a few dings and the original Y-block

 Whereas this person hated their passanger

 As did this person. Either that or Chevy's have a gnarly pull to the right

 OH MY GOD! Who would throw away a perfectly good 4 cylinder Ferrari? That is made of fiberglass for some reason....

Poor fella. Two door Ponton, being hauled off to a place unknown.

Don't mess with Tim Teller

Jax's bigger, tougher bro stopped by Old Town Tattoo a little while ago and I was able to sneak a pic of this high profile celebrity

Yeah, he's wearing apron. I didn't bother to ask because everyone knows that SAMCRO don't answer questions. Also, he'll call his GASH buddies if you rile him up, and nobody needs that.

A warm summer's night at Cook's Corner

Last summer, I had the misfortune of being at the Chrome Mecca a.k.a. Cook's Corner when this fella smashed his little Honda into the tree out front.

It's a little hard to see, but the tree is where the steering wheel would typically go. I took this picture well after the accident happened. Myself and about 3 or 4 other people did our best to help the guy, but it's hard to help someone's who dead, which isn't such a bad thing otherwise he would have burned up in the ensuing fire. It is what it is.