Al Bundy's Dart, it's not

Because it's better. By at least 10%. This, my friends, is the Plymouth Valiant Signet that's been occupying my time. It runs good, steers mostly, idles and stops poorly. But it is 99% rust free and complete. Best of all, nobody has fucked with it before me.

Finally, back to MoPar

Uh oh, it's Cook's Corner time again!

Well howdy doo! I made my way back out to Cook's and it just so happened to be Blessing of the bikes day! Hot dog! Bunches of motorbike enthusiasts were out and I was real keen to snap photos of all those nifty motorcycles! It was swell! Haha, I'm so full of shit. It was lame. But funny. Because I find humor in other people's ignorance. What an asshole. Enjoy!

 So it begins

 Sporty with an off the shelf metalflake helmet? Shocking.

 Hey, an FXR! That's kinda nifty

 Oh Jesus

 Another FXR! Daaamn!

 Subtle. I like it. For being limey.

 Normal Sporty right?

 NOPE! This motherfucker is an OUTLAW! WATCH THE FUCK OUT!

 Ugh, if you say so dude....

 I, personally, completely disagree.

Bike not fast? Bike not cool? Add some SKULLS AND CHROME! 

Awwww, they're like brother and sister motorbikes. Who then engage in incest and make half retarded chopper babies.

Cinco de Mayonaise

Been a while. Been busy. New car and carbs and work and such. BUT, here's Sinko de Miao!

When I arrived, this was the only person there. The world's loneliest mexican. No mexican should be this lonely on the day of Mayonaise.

 I can't even take a decent picture.

 What's the difference between a fag and a Nazi? 45 degrees. Which isn't much, because only 6 degrees separates me from Kevin Bacon.

 You should.

Excuse me miss, I can see your dirty pillows